Pokemon Black and White

        Pokemon Black and White version have been released in North America today. That is really all the news there is about that. It is really just the same game with new made up pokemon names and sprites that will make you go "wtf is that"? Anyway those names are so ridiculous they can even match up with an entirley unrelated series. so xHCx News presents.... Metal gear solid. pokemon edition. better known as PokeGear Solid.

      PokeGear Solid is the new revolution of pokemon games. In this, you follow the lead role of solid snivy. Your goal is to stop the elite 4 from launching a nuclear pokeball on the johto region. As Snivy infiltrates Cinnabar Island. He Runs into a wild Revolver Oshawott. Who is soon unable to battle after a super effective move from grey furret. As snivy makes his way through the facility known as the pokemon center (hotspot for pokeball manufacturing and production of pkrs soldies) Snivy learns that the elite 4 are after the corpse of tepig boss. Snivys father whom he defeated in battle years ago.

    Later in the game you find out that Naomi Haunter (poketech support) is actually a spy and injected snivy with a virus known as Foxdialga. Snivy was sent to the pokecenter to make all the elite 4 unable to battle. So upon hearing this news Snivy reflects on the battles versus scyther wolf, psycho mantyke and the pokemon Snivy would like to go to the daycare center with, Marril Silverburgh.

*Do not take any of this seriously... Yes Pokemon black and white came out today. However the above story IS fiction. Only a fool would take this for truth. It was simply put here to show how ridiculous Pokemon names are becoming now.